SQL Merry Christmas 2025 Poem

Merry Christmas, SELECT your cheer,
FROM all your friends both far and near.

WHERE hearts are warm AND lights are bright,
AND joy LIKE '%Christmas%' fills the night.

INSERT INTO stockings values (hugs, delight),
JOIN love ON family all through the night.

UPDATE wishes SET hope = true,
WHERE username = 'Everyone' OR username = 'You'.

DELETE your worries, DROP all your fear,
COMMIT this moment, Merry Christmas and a SQL New Year! 🎄💾✨

Merry Christmas, SELECT your cheer,
FROM all your friends both far and near.

WHERE hearts are warm AND lights are bright,
AND joy LIKE '%Christmas%' fills the night.

INSERT INTO stockings values (hugs, delight),
JOIN love ON family all through the night.

UPDATE wishes SET hope = true,
WHERE username = 'Everyone' OR username = 'You'.

DELETE your worries, DROP all your fear,
COMMIT this moment, Merry Christmas and a SQL New Year! 🎄💾✨